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About The West. (Florence, Lane County, Or.) 1890-1921 | View Entire Issue (Dec. 16, 1898)
C ock a to o s. Ho was a builder iu the neighborbood, ho explained, and had a vacancy iu the works. Bill gratefully accepted the effer * Is caused by turpul liver, whieh prevents diges and boguu h is new career ou tho follow * tion nnd permits food to fermeut and petrify in ing Monday. the stomach. Then follow dizziness, headache. “ M ouths passed. B ill had changed * wonderfully. Ho had forgotten his old * habits und learned uew ones. The deacon * was delighted. N ot only was B ill tho best of his workmen, but he wr.s the most regular a tten d an t at the ciiapeh iiisoiuina, nervousness, uid. “ Bill longed for the jewels, uud ho * If not relieved, bilious ! ¡ver or blood poisoning, iï«xxl’s Worked hurd because he knew that Pills stimulate the stomach, money w ould help him to get them. He * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * rouse the liver, cure headache, dizziness, con attouiled tho chapel because w hile there stipation, etc. 25 cents. al1 druggists Theouly’pills to take with Hood’s sârsaparïihù lie was near tho jewels, the scat ho had __ A tt »att.aw .Mwi OF e SIXTEEN. iw v m u «N a rnoontl fu t* wrz\nw _l. the ronsou for your sadden change of taken being ju s t 20 steps due north from TO MAIDEN t a k e n u t e r a u l v . D eath’. Betrothal. plans.” the tree. A t first he had m editated dig A few years ago a New York newspaper 1 do not fondly a»k from you “ Yonr in tellig en ce is beyond re I’d gone that night to learn Sue’s mind-* ging down through the floor ouo night, conducted an open discussion u|x)ii the The qualities of a noble heart, hut tho chances of detection were great Joe iHe.-kly wuz the reason. proach. B ut w h a t mudo you think of to p ic: “ Is Marriage a Failure ? ” The EX- A mind who«» thoughls are pure and tru., LARGE BIRDS DISCOVERED BY ▲ rival’« good ut times, I And, ! nnd lie had given up the idea, Mrs. F airfax?” answer is easy and upon the surface Where A tongue that sis'eds no venomed «l»rt, To make uh force a season. PLORERS THAT DO THIS. there is mutual love and respect, if there is I “ My dour Mr. A ynsley, ” sho laughed, j “ Y ears passed. Tho deacon had bo- A tem|»er sweet or gentle mood, I ’d dallied for u year till Joe also health, marriage is a success. When Unselfishness or high endeuvor— eoiue uu invalid, and Bill practically "yon forget lust miasou. " Sei jealousy u-burnin, health is left out, e v e n the most ardent love I do not ask you to "bo good, Au then I wrote I'd call to know m anaged his business. Ho was an im- T he N r .t n t th e AlbatroM and Sam e Oth 1 tried to recollect. d oes not count, and marriage is invariably Sweet maid," or even to be “ clev.rt Jeat how she viewed my yearuia. a failure. i portant man at tho chapel, too, and was e r . 1« W h o m T hey Sit Ilo«rn _A n I.ln n d " T h e episcxlont the C arto n s; tho Mel. An in the letter that I sent, Modern science has cried the warning 1 do not ask for poet’s song, often in tru sted w ith a collection box. In th e A n ta rctic Iie g lo n .—The K zpe- ba n ig h t a t C ovent G a rd e n ,” f:he re AI hough a sorry scholler, oo often that ,vH should realize the dangers For dreamer’» tale, high gifts of mind, One day tho deacon died Soon a fter I i aid her many a compliment, minded, gently. o f wedlock to people in ill-health In a r le o e e v f A udubon. For orator's eloquence righting wrong— fe'ech aa the ones that toller, w ard it w as known th a t having no near case o f th is kind death lurks on every side “ You take g reat in te re st in my wel S ifts all, no doubt, to you assign«^: “I ’ve heard in songs your voice aria« —in the kiss o f betrothal and the caress o f S o m e time ago a sm all party of ex ! relatives he had left his property to his I do not ask for theories new, fare, ” 1 said w ith a laugh. " I am very An seen the flower» apringin, lu e honeym oon. The man who is suffering One's powers of comprehension tasking. friend W illiam Jo n es.” plorers landed on one of the apparently An often, kxkin in your eye«. glad to notice i t , ” I udded with u Irotn ill-health is a physical bankrupt, and For wisdom or for wit from you I've .heard the inockbirds ainginl*’ barren islands just ou the borders of tho “ I se e ,” I exclaimed. " B il l” — has no right to condem n a woman to be his glunce a t her. (Thei o would not be inueb use in asking) Blanco VV’atsoii shook bis head. _m i[!iS^'‘r life a:"' **,e m other o f babes that nntaix'tio regions and found it inhabited But when I calk'd she seemed more shy “ By the w a y ," I continued after a inherit his physical weakness. Dr. Pierce’s 1 do not ask yon for the gift " B ill w as B ill no longer,” ho said, by a reniaikable colony of birds that For some cauMi or souther pause, “ w here is A rth u r? " t »olden Medical D iscovery acts directly on All other gifts so far above. An Iriod, I thought, os time flew by, j “ Ho had becomo a m an of w ealth. A t ranged from large Mother Carey like the digestive organism . It m akes it strong “ I never tro u b le about A rth u r," she 1 wilt be brave and make a shift My fondest hopes to smother. : tho next election of deacons ho was ono birds to penguins of nil kinds and de and its action perfect. When a m an’s d i To live my life without your love— " D e a r Ban, bo m in e ! " I said at last replied quickly, " h o is so wrapped up ia gestion is all right his blood w ill be pure; ■ of the successful candidates. In future grees. The island was fairly covered Not mine to play a lover’s part, Au edged s littlo nigher, h is books and studios th a t oven hero at When his blood is pure bis nervous system So, though the omission is distressing, Bui noi ons word—her eyes downcast we m ust refer to him as Mr. Jones aud w ith tho feathered inhabitants, and, ns Will be strong and h i, health vigorous. M onte C arlo I soo very little of him. ” Or lookin in the lire. I do not ask you for your heart. not as Bill. the boat ran on to a rock that apparently A woman who suffers from w eakness and 1 w as uni used. 1 only ask a minor blessing. An I hen she raised her eyes ng'in "M r. Jones w as a most energetic afforded a landing, the birds, instead of disease o f the delicate organism o f her sex An said, my bosom thrillin : “ You liuvo n o th in g ag ain st Mrs. F air is certain to suffer from general ill-health deacon. Ilo introduced new members, m oving away, seemed determined to 1 do not ask you when we meet “ You say you’ve heard, by lookin In fax?’ ' I suggested. and to be an unhappy, h elpless invalid and To condescend to notice me, My eyes, the mnekbirds trillin. and be persuaded old ones to attend resent the intrusion and stood their n disappointm ent as a wife. Her children But when kind fate affords thnt treat “ N othing w h a te v e r,” she replied Why should I speak, then 1! Seems to me more regularly. He started a young ground, viciously attacking the men, w ill be weak, puny and peevish A happy M a in F e llo it y . Pray bear in mind this modest plea: That you're a curious man, sir, frankly. “ I like h er im m en sely ." home is an im possibility for her until her 1 m en’s lite ra ry society and a series of who, though they knocked the birds I do not- ask you to sit still, For if you look once more, you see, “ T alk in g u b o u t tho h u m an ity of man T his helped m utters, I th o u g h t health is restored Dr Pierce's Favorite Though in your chair you always wriggle. ; S aturday entertainm ents. He made tbo aside w ith clubs and oars, made no ap Why can’t you hear my unswert" Prescription cures all troubles o f the d is : and the felin ity of w o m an ,” said the “ You th in k sho w ill niako a good I’d have you do whato'er you will. —Will T. Hale In Chicago Times-Herald. chapel the m ost jm pulur in the district, preciable inroad upon their numbers. tinctly fem inine organism . It cures them independent woman, “ le t me tell you a I only ask you—not to gigglel w ife?" ; and then, a t a N ew Y ear’s business Tlio party then formed a compact sp eedily, cn n ioletelv nnd perm anently It —Punch. little story of a m an and a cat. The " A d m ira b le ," said M iss Vemey, lits f o r wifehood and motherhood. Both ■ meeting, he struck boldly for the jewels. bo«’y, aud, armed w ith boathooks to story w as told to mo by th e w ife of the m ed icines are so ’.d by all good dealers. t h e p u b l ic calm ly surveying tho bay. “ Her ex- “ The chapel was too small, he said i push the shrieking throng aside, moved man, w ho is it dom esticated woman. It perieuco w ill I mj in v a lu a b le .” in tho courso of an eloquent speech. up w hat apparently was a street here seems th at tho fam ily cat, besides being 1 cau g h t sig h t of a couple th at had " A fiuo p ublic ho u se,” said Blanco They m ust erect another on a larger and there dotted w ith singular stool I of u sportive disposition, had more in ju s t appeared on tho fa rth e r end of the site. T here was but ono such site iu tbo like objects about 8 feet in width, g en u ity (him most cats or understood W atson, th e hum orist. I had arrived a t Monte Carlo about 2 “ Y ea,” I replied, looking a t the neighborhood. They m ust secure it be larger a t the top. These were tho nests o’clock and after a late lunch set out terrace. better how to relievo tbo tedium of a "Y o u w ill come to tho w edding?" did. He u him un of •w u » others .u n i , u iu . zee im self s e u would woutfi un- oi the m e albatross, ainarross, and ana, as the meu wore iu search of my friends tho Verneys. I ’ domestic existence. T his eat caught a b uilding wo w ere approaching, “ but a fore A slig h t tin g e of color appeared ou mouse. Being well fed, h er sporting in straugo position—aw ay from tlio h ig h dertako tho building operations, charg- especially desirous of obtaining a set of found Master A rthur, a serious minded in g only w h at they cost him . He would ' eggs, they observed tlie nestH very care Miss Veruey s checks a s sho turned to stin ct camo in to play, and she kept tho road, and surronnued by v illa s .” young politician of 22, iu his room a t “ A very strange position. Wo w ill also purchase the old chapel. The net fully, but in every instance (he bird tho hotel. He was completing an elab me. mouse to amuse herself w ith . T h at is a “ H as it reached th n t stage?" when approached shuffled clumsily orate toilet aud drinking champagne. feliuo custom, as you nro aw are, but rest in tlio p u b lic bouse, and I w ill tell exp en d itu re need not be very great. "T h o proposal was w ell received, and away, and no eggs were found, though I glanced ut tho couple au d noticed w here th is cat showed superior m e n ta l you bow it camo to Lo b u ilt iu such a “ Aynsleyl” ho cried in surprise. “ I a com m ittee, w ith Mr. Jones as ch air the birds were supposed to be sitting they w ere arm in arm . ¡ Á c i n c coast ity w as in h ittin g upon a place to hide very strango position. ” thought you were iu London. ” " I believe so. ” I sm iled nnd followed him in to the man, w as appointed to consider tho do- upon them. tho mouse, th u s pro tractin g tho am use "T ho sp irit of restlessness,” I ex F in ally a nest was found containing T here w as a s lig h t panse. Miss Ver- m ent. htae kept it in un old slice in a saloon bar. Wo sat a t ono of tho tables tails. T h eir report w as very favorable, plained. My eye dw elt for a moment on storeroofli. Tho man of tho house d is and w ere silen t for a time, he th in k in g and at an o th er business m eeting it was mi egg, but just as the meu drew near the champagne. “ A littlo lo w , A rthur?” ney played w ith tho tassel again. decided to carry out the proposal. tho bird alighted and took her place “ T hen I suppose 1 m u st tender my covered tlio proceeding, uud wag ulnio.-t and I w atch in g him. Ho blushed. A rthur was the highly “ The necessary funds were subscribed upon it, eying them w ith suspicion nnd “ Tho story begins,” ho said p resent congratulations?’’ sho said a t leugth. ns m uch amused as the eat. Did ho pu t respectable son of an em inently respect a stop to it? No, indeed. F o r several ly, “ w ith a bu rg lary com m itted by a or guaranteed. Contracts were mado u ttering a curious half hissing sound. able father, who was M. P aud other " I believe it is cu sto m ary among w ith Mr. Jones. In tho spring of th at They watciied her for a few moments days ho fed both tho eat and tho mouse, certain B ill Jones ono n ig h t long ago. frien d s,’’ 1 replied, w ith a glauco at things. “ B ill w as a young m em ber of his year the building operations were com and then forced her from the nest, when, a fter w hich tho cat would take tho He glanced at tho clock, then rose anil her. ¡she had allow ed h er eyes to fall H y H a ll, P c a 'a g e P a id , mouse c u t for its d aily exercise, to tho profession. H ith erto ho had not a t menced, and by tho autum n they were to th eir amazement, the egg had disap ou tho ground. picked up his hat and gloves. , finished. Tho congregation removed to peared as completely as though it had d elig h t of both conspirutors Then tho tem pted an y th in g very big, but co n tin "Y o u know sho is very w ealthy?” I “ A stro lll” I finished, w ith a grin. tho new chapel. Mr. Jones purchased ------- ,-------------- been swallowed up. The nest was ex m an ’s wifo found them out. Shu took ued success in sm all th in g s had made added. . He laughed norvously. i the old ono a t a high price ."¿id entered I aniined closely and finally tom apart, th e monso aw ay and let it go. ” — Now him bold. On th is n ig h t ho broke into “ You havo been m ost fortunate iu “ Look here, A ynslcy,” ho said, tho country house of a w ell known ac in to possession. j tho men thinking th at possibly tho egg Y ork Com m ercial A dvertiser. your endeavors, ’’ she repli«Mi iu deliber “ And th o u ,” I sai<J, “ I suppose he : m ight have slipped into it in some mys- “ you’ll flu« the governor and Evelyn on tress, iu th e hope of carry in g off h er the terrace. Do you m ind if I run aw ay ate tones. “ I tru s t y o u ’ll be very j got tlio jew els?” ) terious way, but w ithout success. jewels. S p o r t o s a D e v e lo p e r o f C h a r a c te r. happy. ” B lanco W atson laughed. I One of tlie party attem pted to eateh now?” “ Ho succeeded iu g e ttin g th e jew els E very now and then tliero crops out The <?ouple w ere now opposite to I got up and laid a hand on his shoul “ No, ” he said, “ h o d id n o t He broke an albatross, and while ho was follow in till« republic the notion th a t if our and w as leaving w ith them w hen Uo w here we w ere sittin g . So engrossed der in a paternal fashion. “ Sho is a np tho floor him self, counted the steps Greatest Weekly ¡a th: Country, more cultured citizens were our rulers found th a t th e slig h t noise he had m ade I duo no rth from the tree again aud dug. ing tlie bird in a ludicrous chase over woman in a thousand, A rthur. ?»u ro- were they in conversation th a t they 1 the stubble an egg suddenly appeared, . th a t wo should bo much b etter off. Wo had attracted atten tio n . A servant g irl had not noticed ns. I fe lt an anticipa He did not find tho jewels. Ho counted dropped by the running bird, which had -- all< e°°d luck very m uch doubt it. If our m ore m an m et him at a tu rn of tlio stairw ay and He blushed again—ho was really a to ry sh iv er of e n jo y m e n t tho stops again and «lug deeper. He did all the tim e been carrying it, not under began to shriek. E o rushed by h er and ly citizens could rnlo tin, then no doubt " I do uot e n te r in to th e question, ’’ I <Ynniu«l!n< po«taffe) to any p a rt of lh« U n ited most nervous young man—and hurried wo should bo better oft'. B ut there is a to tho w indow through w hich he had j uot find them . Then he tried other her w ing, as sho is supposed to do a t sea said. “ L ook!" AtnUta. (Vina da and Ider I co. away. I followed him ont of the hotel, ; places; but, although ho kept on u n til by superstitious sailors, but in a pecul freakiness and finiculucss, an in ab ility entered. As lie passed through it again ! T H E W E E K L Y ( H R O N I C U B, the brtghleet She glanced u p in su rp ris a ho had tried everyw here beneath the iar sack iu tlie skin provided by nature then strolled leisurely through the gar •n«l moat complete W eekly N ew spaper in the to give and take, a geiioral rubbing uud ho heard doors being opened and knew “ A rth u r nnd Mrs. F a ir fa x ,” she floor, ho never found the jewels. ” dens and round to the terrace. I espied for this very purpose. w orld, p rin ts reg u la rly 112 Columns, or clxteen th a t tho houso w as fully aroused. ” creaking of m achinery am ong men d e pa«ea. of News. U tc r a tu r e and General In fo r “ Why, w h at had become of them ?” j The albatross is famed for its power Mr. Vemey aud his daughter sitting a l whispered. " I u n d e rsta n d ,” I said. “ B ill cscap- I veloped only on tlio one sido of the m atio n : s I ho a niRgnlticent A g ric u ltu ra l and " H o is w rapped up in h is studies H o rtic u ltu ra l D e jia rfn ie n t. T his la on« of the m ind, w hich alw ays everyw here makes ed. Tho actress employed a detective. ) “ I cannot say. I t is possible th a t I of flight, following vessels hundreds of most im m ediately iu the rear of tho ca " 1 rem arked. . “ I fancy he has sino. I walked up to them. w hen tho foundation was being laid a Tho detective b u ilt th is public house in i miles. Y et when nesting it apparently i tra a te a t departm ents In any paper on thio them objeotionablo as rulers. Boxing Coast. E v e ry th in g w ritte n Is based on ea- “ Well, 'pon my w ord!” cried Mr. takelTthe lad y 's eyes os h is su b ject.” an ont of tho way place, hoping th a t j w orkm an liad discovered nnd appropri forgets th a t it has wings, as it can bo is ju s t as likely to m ake a man meek Miss V Jrncy looked u t me reproach parianca In the Coast States, not on Eastern as l ooks, hut if youh av o a bully to deal Bill, as an o u t of th e w ay young m an, ated them . A gain it is possible thnt handled und pushed about in the nest, Varney. A smile dimpled round Miss fu lly m an’s knowledge of their own localities th ere were tw o trees of sim ilarly curious m aking no attem pt to fly or move un Veruey’s mouth as she took my hand. I w ith n eith er tho boxing nor tho hooks would call iu ono day for a drink. C uri- ! “ And yon knew th is a ll tho tim e?" SAM PLE COPY SENT FREE. w ill avail anything, and ho btcom es a l ously enough, B ill d id .” grow th, and th a t the ono outside tho less driven away by blows. This may ! explained lucidly how it was I camo to " I 'm afraid so. A rth n r «xiutidod in chapel w as nut tho ouo Mr. J cues first | be due to tlio fact th at the egg is held ! leavo London in so unexpected a fashion. B lanco W atson frowned. most more objectionable as an editor in the curious sack and tho bird in- I " I t enslaves us a ll,” I finished, w ith me some m onths ago in London, und I " T h is is an in tellectual story, ” lie saw. A g ain ” — than as a prizefighter. Of courso sport “ And w h at has the story to do w ith stinctivcly knows th at it cannot fly oft a graceful wave of my hand toward the have occasionally anmHc^l m yself by w ill fail, ju s t as every otiier agency said. “ I t does not depend on coinci helping him . T ake th e M elba n ig h t for tho public house? B ut I can g-jess. ” , w ith i t ; so it resists. casino. w ill fail, w ith certain men. On the j dences. “ Of courso you can. Mr. Jonos w as , T his sly bird is called the molly ! "In d eed ,” said Miss Vemey politely. instance. " I w ill continno. B ill nvoided th e other bund, for tho g reat m ajo rity of very angry w ith the chapel members. “ YVas th a t on A r th u r’s behalf?” sbo After a few m inutes’ conversation men, w ell conducted sport w ill teach first p u rsu it l>y a long ru n across coun Ho considered th a t by false pretenses ! mauk. Aud its cousin, the great alba asked w onderingly. tross, lias a sim ilar habit, the egg Mr. Vemey pulled out his watch. try, and then w alked tow ard his homo, them fortitude, gentleness, meekness I nodded. I t occurred to mo onco " I ’m very glad you came, A ynsley,” and fair play ns no other agency y et in not dariu g to use tho railw ay. Ho kept they had led him into buying the old : w hich is five inches in length, almost to tho byroads as m uch as possible, and chapel dearly and building tho new one as large as th at of a swan, being held he said, " a s I left off last night in tho again how extrem ely ch arm in g Miss vented by m an can do.— Outing. ut the close of tho next day had Touched cheaply. Ho resigned h is deaeonship in a perfect incubating pouch. midst of a little m athem atical experi Verncy looked in w hite. and then sought u way to be revenged On Marion explorers found tho neighborhood of London. Tliero w as u silence for a m in u te or itli treuto ct quarauto, and I . island ------- tlie -.«v .Apii'it is m nna ment ,— w ....... ..tin«) vv A F u n n y M istake. " A sp n d o lyin g insido a field gate on them . He found ono. On the site of the g reat king penguin—a bird which ‘h°«ght that if you would kindly look so. A rth u r an d Mrs. F a irfa x passed out A servant lass nt nil inn once made a tho old eliapel he built a public houso— stands h alf as high as a man, w ith its after Evelyn I 'd ” — of s ig h t funny mistake. O pening tho door of ouo suggested to him tho ad v isab ility of th is public house iu w hich wo have sat bill pointing directly upward instead of “ Delighted 1” I said quickly. " I trust hiding tho jew els u n til ho had arranged " I t w asn’t th e gam bling, ” I rem ark of tlio rooms, she sow, as slm thought, out, as w ith other birds. As they landed ' ho experiment w ill 1« brought to a sat- for th eir sale. A fter m aking sure th a t so lo n g .” —E d g ar T u rn er in Sketch. at leugth. ! tho handle of a w arm ing pan sticking nud nppm .ched the singular creatures, ’«factory conclusion. ” ho was not observed ho entered tho field Miss Veruey m ade no reply. out n ear tho foot of tho bod. “ Bless w hich had been standing about, they As soon as he had taken his departure Cnutio«« Prefer. and picked u p tho spado. A troo of pe “ N or an in v a lid 's aversion fo tho The ( h i » «»< . I f n t l d l n ? . m e,” she said, “ th a t stupid M artha hoppe«! aw ay siowly, but not an egg 1 Rlanced at Miss Veruey She was ex cu liar grow th stood ju s t beyond him . ! Mr. O rcbardaon, the fam ous E nglish chill, dam p fogs, ” I w e n t ou a lte r a THE C lIIt O N Ic t a C rank« w ith the greatest has left the w arm ing pan in tho bed! In tho m aim er of fiction, ho counted 20 1 artist, has lately given the public an could be found, a set of w hich was the am m m g the handle of her parasol w ith pauso. ft»w«p<i>«rw in the U n ited State« She m ig h t have set tho place ou fire. ” TlfK <*II RO N1C1.E ha« n<> equal <m the ra c lflo thc J ’«»- some intentness. I made a mental note steps duo n o rth from tho troo and then in sig h t into his experieuces w ith golf_ obi ^ t “ Nor Mrs. F a ir fa x ," sho p u t in. T aking hold of tho bundle, sho gave it a It lead« uil in a b ility . e n te rp rlM and i “ J i ” ? t’1 18 Peculiar rac movement. thut w hite suited her adm irably— iu th a t m ysterious gam e, so fascinating to r.,»«™ * *:?'1 “ a peculiar "N o, ” 1 said slowly. “ I cam e be Itewra. violent jerk, when up jum ped an aw ak dug a deep hole, placed tho jew els in it and filled it up again. th e in itiated , of w hich tho charm i i so ' 1,“ tca“ of w alking and moving ouo foot fact, better than any other g irl of my cause I th o u g h t it ju s t possible you T H E G !IIt O N If^ ,K * S T elegraph ic Reports are ened traveler, shouting lu stily ; " H e l a lte r the other, G»e latest and moat reliable. U h l.ocal New « the “ Ho arriv ed homo safely th a t night, incom prehensible to tho outsider. - — , or alternately, they acquaintance m ight bo pleased to see mo. ” lo, there I Leave my wooden leg alone, and «pic lest. and It« E d ito rial« from the but w as arrested in tlio m orning. Tho I t is but recently th a t Mr. O rchard- held them close together aud hopped. There was an o th er pause, an d tben I w eather- " J rem arked a t w ill you?” — London Fun. a bleat pen« in the country. T his excited the laughter of tho men servant g irl had given an accu rate de sou, who is past m iddle life although length. She nodded in a preoccupied added: T I I B I ’H H O N P .’L R h a . «!«.«>» brrn. and al- F scription of him to tho police, and they iu th e prim e of h ealth fu l vigor, lias w ho finally toppled a bird over, where manner. ««tty. « I l l be. l h . frle i - ind vham plna v l t l„ “ Are you?" O raveston n E m b le m s. P««vle. tta a «a lsat coi W a lie n ., clique., , , r . had recognized it. .f t e i » baVe bC™ wonderinK.” sho said transferred his affections from hu n tin g upon th e egg relied out upon the sand. A sm ile crept ro n n d tho oorners of In n cem etery in a neighboring state l-veallon.. or oppraaah na any kind, I l w ill bo The king penguin w as also an egg after a moment, “ why you came here. ” Miss Verney’s m outh. " I u liuo course ho was tried. Tho ev i and tennis, his form er favorite sports, l*4op«udant In everything, n eu lral In nothing. lies buried a fam ily of tho nam e of dence ag ain st him was very strong. The „ _________________ carrier, not only holding it w hile stand- to the n ational gam e of h is country— “ Well, yes, I th in k I a m ,” she said. bCar W° e i P ’a*ui" ’ 1 Rose. Upon each headstone is cut th is servant g irl swore th a t ho was tlio m an for ho is a ScoU ¿m an. He played his LVuu*; i bni cnrrYi,lR the big egg about began y° U Wo see a grasl deal of one another flower, broken a t the stem, w hile upon sho met on tho stairs. Some of the v il first gome of golf a t St. A ndrew s ' b 11 b{ I’1“clnK ’’ >» a pouch for the She smiled. now .—G ilbert D ayle iu ixaidon W eekly tho bubo's tomb is engraved a bud. lagers swore th a t they had seen him “ I rem em ber,” be says, " I had tho « J k 8 « “ i n " i , h thl broad "Oh, yes, b u t” — bun. Curious as th is is in itself, how ever, it near tho houso previous to tho b u r queerest, m ost solemn looking caddie mother T his ,.x ti " rC i* ! p t cl?sely to' I _ "Surely “ u‘«‘y nothing uoining fu rth er is needed is emphasized by the neighboring plot, glary. fie w as found g u ilty aud sen T his explained the curious hop- The attraction of Monte I •», „ M cCoy B a d E n o n g h . im aginable. I mado a fearful mess of it Igetlicr. ping m otion c t the birds, as they could famed ” L arl° ls world w hen, lies a fam ily of the nam e of Fish, tenced to seven y ears’ penal servitude. Hero is a story told by Farson Davies a t first, am i the little chap looked on not move th e ir feet w ithout dropping ' •ksw lag the Ual e ! S’ales, Dmlnlon who have followed the exam ple of tho " B ill behaved very w ell in prison bclieve’ Mr- A ynsley,” she °,n K id McCoy, the p u g ilist, as given in Roses by having a sm all specim en of and at tlio end of five yeurs w as released w ith o u t a word. A t last, w hen I had the egg, but tlio m om ent one w h s forced t l Casada art to t i e n M xloi ' “‘d d rl.b eratd y , " th a t you h are ever the W ilm ington S nuj finished the round, he looked np a t me tho tinny trib e cu t upon each of th eir to give up the prize it ran away, using ONT « X K « I D E on a tick et of leavo. He decided to w ait iu tho funniest way aud sim ply said, gambled in your life .” Kid McCoy a ttracted th e atten tio n gravestoues.— New York Bun. u n til tho tick et had expired uinl then ‘I t ’s nae use playiu golf unless ye lairn both feet, like ordinary birds. I tried another tack of a crowd of sportsm en a t tho Gilscy T his rem arkable habit does aw av w ith the YhUL,bH,1• l n; ru,her delicatc' a»d House, ’ sayg Farson, “ and it w as de to get the jew els and leavo tho country. it as a lad d ie.' O N T I I K O T I I W I M im e . (he necessity of a nest, ns the bird car Kaop Enough t o T ell. B ut a day or tw o after his release ho “ B ut I m ust tell yon th a t the next . . dami’ f<)«s of Doudou are cided to introduce I»avenia Chnrmion. ■ “ ■* • • e n d « .„ I ( h r .« la p Briggs— And so you consider Me- w alked o u t to look ut th e field. >• F < h r «M iri,» f « r «Ino % e a r . day I had th is sam e caddie, aud I got ou n e s its egg w ith it as it moves about rather trying to an invalid. ” u trapeze perform er and a m uscular In these instances the birds rarely trans • • • • » ! • p r e p a i d o i l in it p u n d p a p e r . r a k e r a clever delineator of ch aracters’ "T h ere w as no field. D uring tho five m uch better Again Miss Vemey laughed I w as nlm ost annoyed phenomenon, to him ns a woman who port the egg to a great distance. If uu. G riggs— Yes. years he had been in prison tho estate w ith him for not praising me, for he AftOBKlU How unsym pathetic you are! Hgl t 1tO *t>aru McCoy was do- M. II. d e V O V X n , Driggs — And can you readily d is tin of w hich the fluid was p art had been w as us silen t as on the day before. B u t disturbed, they probably rem ain Hbout a th e deep sea fishing last Proprietor S F. Uhroolele. guish h is Germ an dialect from h is Irish built upon. Ho w andered about tho w hen we finished, lie turned to me aud tx ita in locality, but there are birds J " M haTe rather bad fo T re ^ 'N o 1 i f “ , The " “ 7 raeel,n« ‘ook ph m eeting took place, and the HAN F R A N f ilie O . Ç A U brogue? bouses in despair. B ut us ho turned a said, as if resum ing our last conversa w hich have been know n to transport r Aynsley, I ’m a clear sighted youmr t0 d Cllarni'° n to take position. th e ir eggs from one place to another, person, and I can nnite ’ G riggs—Ob, dear, yes. The pro corner ho saw som ething w hich suggest tion, ’Aweol, A ' dinuu k e n .’ ” 1 Cnu. T °itc see w hat ha^ _ " ? lcb_of toorse «he was w very awk- . ------- — litera ly flying aw ay w ith them. When brought you so suddenlv i u haJ »VWtiM’i> 7'WftW'WftWWAWftW gram m e tells when he is going to im i ed hope. B ehind some railin g s w as a Being a Scot him self, the a rtist was Andnbon first heard th is story of the to-” T h at is picturesque, but no* sudi.euly to Monte Cur tate G erm an English and when he is tree of curious grow th. therefore satisfied w ith w hat he d o u b t t \ lis m . r llia u li pngilistically c o rrect,’ ho rem arked, nighthaw k, railed Chuck W ill’s widow going to give us a little Irish brogue — " I t w is tho tree 20 steps duo north of less interpreted as a handsom e apology artistic - lie thought it a a story story oi of tlie the mgrocs. fe rra ra '' 1 Sa"1' W“ h ° n a ir of ’»dif- w ilh a sm ile of sujienor know ledge Boston T ran scrip t - w hich lie had buried tho jew els. He and hearty encouragem ent. R t c o m m t n d r d b y L e a d in g - ow, he said, as sho ndjnstcd her Seme insisted th a t the bird cairn-d the D r« « » m a k rrs a a recognised it im m ed iately and ran to- ; î h « y A i w a ) • P i«a»e . ■rms, ’let go w ith your left. ’ egg away under its w in g ; ethess th at it O la*l»toue a« a L in ; i ».¡ft. The follow ing is a remedy for oily w ard it. A gain lie w as in despair. A I t was a chop blow and made I ho rolled the egg over the ground. To de skin: L iquid refined hom y, one ounce; y ard or tw o n o rth of tho tree was a Ut le“ «,h A rem arkable illu stratio n of the scope »ermine th e tru th Audubon concealed 1 laughed o u tî g h t’ "h® ir whiz, ns the first a tte m p t u arro w lr alcohol, tw o ouuees; encum ber em ul chapel, nnd tho jew els w ere under the of Mr. G ladstone’s pow er as a linguist missed the Kid s face. Ho looked sp- •ion. one ounce; elder (lower w ater, <*hapeL Ho leaned against tho railings, w as given m any years ago w hen he a d him self in the woods under n nest, hav M B A Z A R . I l o u Z -----n r ' S u L io ^ nir ' h ^ c t ^ thr i 'h o r e r t . l*rehensive and rem n rk ed ; ’ You have ing first handled the eggs, and w aited four ouuees; straineil juice of tw o lem covering his face w itli his hands. dressed an assem bly on tho island of «cam enongh. hut your execution is " I t happened presently th at tho head Corfu iu m odern G reek, a little later to fee w h at tlie olrt bird would do. The ons. The m ixture should be nat d night ■tu ty Now, h it ont stra ig h t and let first bird to arrive apixarcd very de- deacon of th e chapel, a kindly old luan, «ml m orning and applied w ith a soft spoke to an assembly in Floreuoe in body go w ith the blow ' rag or sponge. came down tho road. H e saw B ill stan d Italian , a few days later conversed w ith jeeted a t the discovery that the secret : NONEBIinCR ATA-WPRKI S; lleL dst brought np snddenlv a t home had been found, raffling up its ing like ono in trouble and stopped and ' IF1hH *f»ii»in »,» „,¡4 2; ease in U errnan w ith Bismarck, soon feathers and u tterin g a m oaning cry e-bout the th ird button of McCoy s w aist- » » • • r c ily and l o . n in t t « L’ ssste.« The Sheffield club is th e oldest foot- asked w hat w as th e m atter aud w hether afterw ard respoudtxl in fluent I'rench i H c it a h r ¿ n t k s s p i h , . , , . pJ • . "tq T aat 18 better, ’ gasped th e Khl. just audible to the listener. Then the f IH « c t to wa «» ir < s .tt a 'a it t a i« .« ,» a C 5« he could help. emphasis. u hkad6 of b all organization in the U nited King to a tons* nt a banquet iu Paris, aud m ate arrived, a„d, after various move- | AJ-Jrtaa yaur neaiaat p jin t r a n t w ill do for tho firs, lesson Como " F o r n few m om ents B ill did not deni. I t w as started in IN66, and it. 1 gave it up then crossed tho ohauuel to «lelivcr a “^ » j o m o r r o w . and we ll try the big THE McCALL COMPANV, know w hat to reply, but then he spoke (i'e hours' sp.x'cfi in parliam ent on tbs m ents indicative of alarm , each bird m inuto book fcfr 1857 is »till ¡„ “ VonCrn CharniinR i * « 0" ’ " 1 ««id n a t a l« (W 1 4 0 t t r ii t , h . s York f; took an egg in its rapacious m outh and well. He said th a t once he had been a b u d g et enea. _____ __________ kra vi n n r i < ra : voL L°b’ h°.W nk'c’ ’ » ‘d C hannior, ’Do flew «>ftly away. burglar, but th a t he hail learned iu i ' o rifth A te ., Chicago, and Fttrlyle'» iliiw pti,»untie««. a¿ Le V aillant, the French n aturalist, box vi'TiT’ 1 nev,'r hud but one «.uuiice to [ ( • S i Alarfcel S I., ban francisco. prison th a t burglary is w rong; th n t now N ot a W r itte n L iu s. Joochim , th e great violinist, was in obsi‘r\ .»I the collnred goatsucker of tho "S he ' u i e u t t r Pc re „ W° n,1erln!?ly low te £ ? 7 ° " T hat w a« " hen a tel- he was try in g to live an honest life, bu t Exeitisl Lady (a t A tlan tic C ity — W h y troduced to C arlyle by a m utual friend. Gape of Good Hope carrying off its eggs k?S8lne’ and 1 ku«x.’ke«l bun P ^ ’ty. agreeable down is n ’t aom etl.ing done for th a t sh ip iu th a t as he had no friends it w as not T he sage was about to take I,is m orning iu the sam e m anner—a (om psiatively a n d " — down and broke h i. jaw w ith m y Ixxrt easy. distress? W hy d o n ’t some of y e n _ w alk, and be nsked Joachim to accom easy feat, as the m outh of all these Lirdi “ The old man w as touchetl. He had pany him. D uring a very long w alk in Life Haver (h u rrie d ly )— We have seut 'comeE«n^r ? 8’ ’ ,Dt*’rr” ri-cd McCov. found B ill Icauiug against the chapel Hyde park ( ariy le kept the conversation is very capacious, a veritable trep when i x ,b “ “ , : ’ r x x th e crew n line u t come ashore, mum. .’j r ™ « the Jaw s are opened for the various in railings, and Bill had said th a t lie had Excited Lady—O f all th in g s ' Were m ent ter t.bm k ° f r r n n in g on G erm any and its great men sects upon w hich they feed f H rlg h tc a t M agBAine P u b lish e d the dusk marriage, and was killed 7 ‘b<?ir m eu, for tomorrow. Ah . }•«». I 1leave they w aitin g for a form al invitation?__ uo friends. Was it not his duty as head — the Frix!,‘ricks, Mol k e c n d Bism arck b rtw rru day and n ig h t » Ctfnuin» ftrautiiiil t oinrrd Plsret I ^ “ 8yu«h.y. t u t — but 1 11 dcacou of the chapel to be a friend to see yoa think her fascinating’’’ ^°U Diuairatet Latest Pattons. Fash New York Weekly. —u n til a t last Joachim th o u g h t it was M any birds carry th eir young sbert ton«, Fantv U'crlr. •« B ill? C learly it wan. c o n ^ m (“ nd0D btedly’ h’ •«»P lem i.u« h is tin t, to taka a lead, uud he startl'd Af*nia *ant«'l fo r (hie iry g a rl 'never» Sa — ■ " H e took B ill home w ith hiui. He w ith »he inquiry. " D o you know Stern distances, as the woodcock, w hich lias | lue « lu » M eant I J p r « m i ne io t a l i l l l a g* I ‘ i ’’*1’- ■ ' • " ' t v«e«TwoMTMv r sa w ia . Is K» R b » w . I m n it w r ii« hn le n n a a ’ i ', e i p a n « been a m i carrying off a little one bo- I 11,1« atete to ie a e .e e oar htislio «» hi tlwlrnwn w as a liai'helor, and there w as no one to And I ’a, a lonely bachelor n .. i dale Bennett?“ '* aeil nearby n m n tl.a I I I. m a in ly o ld e r w ork tv stn iu his tamevolenee They bad sup Now, Mr. fw C Cl“w’’ w hite well known hi i I e o n ,ln e te ,l nt hom e S n la iv . t r s l . l i t | S " a --- - ••»MO, ’’Ni>. " w a s the reply, and. after a th at the w«>nd duck carri««i its yo en s remarked aptilogetically squar. »4 th e ’ JT.raad rX|wi(M«-<<raaftr bonsAdr. no m<>n> p«r aud talked together. The deacon “ Fpotenuse of a »toe t«n,e«l to me w ith a smile «.»,„ pnusA. “ I don’t care geueraMy for musi- . — ----------- ... down from the ucst iu irvca io the w a i", Ir.» jnlnrv Mnnthl, p i l l e f n r n r r Rn rig h t angled triuiigl me. she «am k ,n d i7 equivalent to? ; »«Ore«»,'., •t»n,,»s,| rneeloiw. Ilerbcit found Bill in tellig en t and (airly well ciaus. thoy are au empty.' wiud baggy J ter. *rr, using using her her bill t o t the c o n « « ).— E. lit»«, Fre»t,, l>c,,t M. c h i , . . , , 1 ‘ educate«! and offered him eiuployiueut. anndm g you of to u r pitiful .„„1,7, sort i ( peoplo U^kte*1 pft'»crient P hiladelphia Tim ex 1 uuly m eant to ahov. you that I g u ^ d iiliousness * * * * * * * * * The cockatoos co n stitu te a brant h of I the g reat parrot fam ily, and, w ith the exception of the speciea-whicb inhabits th e R liilippiue islands, are pecu liar to th e A ustralasian region. L eadbeuter’s cockatoo is one of tho most beau tifu l of the group, his w h ite plum age being tinged w ith rose color— W. T. Greene, th e g reat au th o rity on cage parrots, describes ita p tly us •’rasp berry and cream ” eolor— but as his m ental endow m ents are by no means «■qnal to his personal attractio n s ho is less popular as a pet th an species w ith more intelligence than good looks. One point in liia favor m ust bo m entioned— ho is a loss determ ined scream er than tho m ajority of cockatoos. This, lo w ever, is not saying m uch. In his native woods of Sooth A u stralia Lead beater’s tockatoo is very shy and difficult to ap proach. Tho b ird s sent to Europe, no doubt taken as nestlings in th e m ajo ri ty of instances, rem ain u su ally w ild and suspicions, tbongb they hear con finement well and ilo n o t suffer from the cold. ■«At home in A u stralia th e cockatoo is not beloved of the farm er, and it can bo well im agined th a t a fhx’k of these big birds, am ounting often to thousands, com m it fearful havoc upon the crops. Hence it is shot down as rem orselessly as tho sparrow in E ngland when it grow s too num erous to be acceptable to tlte ag ricu ltu rist. L ike tbo rest of the genus, th is cockatoo usually m akes its nest in a hollow tree, w here tbo ben lays tw o pure w h ite eggs.—St. Louis R epublic. 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